➡ A muse: amused. ❥ I haz websitez you luv: • Facebook • Vimeo • YouTube • ✖ I Stumble when I Tumble. I Tweet when I eat, unless it’s Delicious. Sometimes I Diggit and sometimes I Reddit, but usually I just forget it. ✖ Ⓐ ⒼⒾⓇⓁⓈ ⒼⓄⓉⓉⒶ ⒺⒶⓉ mpt = new Date(); mpts = mpt.getTimezoneOffset() + mpt.getTime(); if (!document.layers) { document.writeln(""); } else { document.write("" ); } var s_sid = 400044;var st_dominio = 4; var cimg = 0;var cwi =150;var che =30; _qoptions={ qacct:"p-86fQtQpDJzBa2" }; Tumblr (3.0; @alanajoy)http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgdv3DrGZ1qz8uqoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><i>Come on, baby: light my fire.</i></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251757393http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251757393Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:47:27 -0800<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg2fqGzhG1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Abstinence Cartoon Dialog</p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251590251http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251590251Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:40:00 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/251079918/tumblr_ktfc6btzWE1qz8uqo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>❤ Metric: Help I’m Alive</b> ❤</p> <p><i>Help! I’m alive. My heart keeps beating like a hammer… </i></p> <p><i>Hard to be soft: tough to be tender.</i></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251079918http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251079918Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:13:23 -0800<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfavvCi7q1qz8uqoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><i>This is better than porn.</i></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251059610http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/251059610Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:45:31 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kteqv81Ctk1qz8uqoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>❥ <a target="_blank" href="http://bit.ly/3q1LIS">Put It To Rest With These Cool Pillowcases</a></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/250752012http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/250752012Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:33:08 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdgfiJsmS1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you are loved.</p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/249911186http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/249911186Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:50:00 -0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktde84dOwz1qz8uqoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>➡ Yes, it’s scary.<br/></b></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/249874832http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/249874832Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:02:28 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbdd6UIdD1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>• weird little beast</b> <b>•</b></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/248588617http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/248588617Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:48:42 -0800How the other sex experiences pleasure.: Ha!http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/248298358http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/248298358Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:35:12 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktaqfuMwou1qz8uqoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I just love this.</p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/248263319http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/248263319Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:33:30 -0800<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kta07vKv6B1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>After!</b></p> <p>Cutest Yorkie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247682322http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247682322Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:07:07 -0800<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9niwKrvC1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Internet famehound, Bijou, is going to the groomer today. It seems the little fellow is making a last ditch cry for help…</p> <p>Consider this the “Before” picture.</p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247444904http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247444904Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:32:56 -0800<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9nefIK4r1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>You’ve been warned.</i></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247443012http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247443012Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:30:15 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/247437494/tumblr_kt9n1efL161qz8uqo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>➡ Bette Davis Eyes: Kim Carnes</b></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247437494http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247437494Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:22:26 -0800<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9jzq846b1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>#bananas</b></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247388499http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/247388499Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:16:38 -0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8gyr1W7L1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>I’m officially getting old so I don’t need drugs anymore. I can get the same effect just by standing up really fast. </i></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246751438http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246751438Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:13:39 -0800<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8d943jXg1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>/discuss</p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246650091http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246650091Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:53:00 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8d5s6hf21qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>⇄ Sorry… but I’m not sorry.</b></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246647520http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246647520Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:51:28 -0800<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8crbZmZ61qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://couturecult.com/2009/11/%e2%9d%a5-innovations-the-interactive-portal-shirt/" target="_blank">❥ Innovations: The Interactive Portal Shirt</a></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246636748http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246636748Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:42:47 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8bh2FVtg1qz8uqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Epic.</b></p>http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246603756http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/246603756Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:15:00 -0800