✖ALANA JOY✖

Come on, baby: light my fire.

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❤ Metric: Help I’m Alive ❤

Help! I’m alive. My heart keeps beating like a hammer…

Hard to be soft: tough to be tender.

This is better than porn.

you are loved.

➡ Yes, it’s scary.

• weird little beast •

Ha!

I just love this.

After!

Cutest Yorkie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Internet famehound, Bijou, is going to the groomer today. It seems the little fellow is making a last ditch cry for help…

Consider this the “Before” picture.

You’ve been warned.

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➡ Bette Davis Eyes: Kim Carnes

#bananas