✖ALANA JOY✖

2009

2008

“Hope is not a plan.”
— The people of New Orleans, LA.
Aug 30th
Skin deep.
Aug 30th
Lindsey, you’re my slut for life.
Aug 30th

The truth is, we don’t know shit. Is it luck? Fate? Chance? Or is it us? We control nothing....
Aug 30th

Watching...

When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts As the world watched in horror, Hurricane Katrina hit...
Aug 30th
… anything, just to feel… anything at all.
Aug 30th
-ism, -esque, -ish
Aug 30th
Note to self: keep it simple, stupid.
Aug 30th
Listen Listen
➡ This one is for DJ AM. Now I’m out: back to the galaxy in Queens in between the crime...
Aug 29th
I know, right?
Aug 26th
✖ I want to climb into one of the seats and smoke a fatty.
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
ⓛⓞⓥⓔ ⓘⓣ
Aug 25th
❧ Absinthe
Aug 25th
How many things are wrong with this picture?
Aug 24th
Olympic cyclist Chris Boardman shows off his unique bike...
Aug 19th
I’m not sure if this is real or not but it sure is...
Aug 19th
This is my brain on drugs… any questions?
Aug 18th
Shit happens when you party naked: A true story.
Aug 18th
Concerned citizens…
Aug 18th
A love letter to yourself…
Aug 18th
Diamonds are a girls best friend… who later stabs you...
Aug 18th

Askimet for Wordpress

It works. Thanks guys! * Too bad KickApps doesn’t have something like that… having...
Aug 18th
.pop art crush.
Aug 18th
A threat or a promise?
Aug 17th
☆☆☆
Aug 17th
Rubix Cubicle
Aug 17th
Figure it out.
Aug 17th
•inanimate•
Aug 17th
Let’s pretend…
Aug 17th
ⓛ.ⓐ.
Aug 17th
ⓛ.ⓐ.
Aug 17th
ⓛ.ⓐ.
Aug 17th
ⓛ.ⓐ.
Aug 17th
ⓛ.ⓐ.
Aug 17th
➡ Let’s get some shoes: let’s party…
Aug 17th
“Great spirits have always found violent opposition from...”
— Albert Einstein
Aug 13th

What should I do?

I just deleted 169 spam comments from this post. I don’t want to take the post down, but this...
Aug 12th
� randomness
Aug 11th
Aug 11th
➡ We dom your mom. ⓒ
Aug 11th
Sweaty guy: Oh my GOD you are SO FABULOUS! Me: Thanks!...
Aug 11th
Amy really has an exceptional… personality.
Aug 11th
“With hula hotties.” Um…?
Aug 11th
yupyup
Aug 11th
Attempt at self portraiture…
Aug 11th
Attempt at self portraiture…
Aug 11th
The place had no AC. Erika was fanning me, because frizz is...
Aug 11th
Hot.
Aug 11th
You don’t even understand how amazing they are.
Aug 11th
OG like 40 oz.’s
Aug 11th
PSA of the Day: Only drag queens can get away with this...
Aug 11th
Isn’t he lovely?
Aug 11th
This guy was there. Not stealing designs. Why do I know...
Aug 11th
For serious.
Aug 11th

Tonight

Queen Bitch of my life, the drop dead gorgeous diva Amelia P. is visiting the left coast right now...
Aug 11th

Consider this a warning:

You are about to get inundated with pictures. Best, The Mgmt
Aug 11th
Word.
Aug 10th

There are no saints. There are no...

Aug 9th
“This country is like a college chick after two Long Island...”
— Bill Maher (via soupsoup)
Aug 8th
“We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields,...”
— BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific |...
Aug 7th
“I see through your game. I invented it. But I’ve since...”
— obvs
Aug 7th
Listen Listen
✘ Strip: Adam Ant Don’t freeze up, girl…
Aug 7th
Lord Likely's Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active...
Aug 7th
This video will make your LIFE. On Blast. Or something. ...
Aug 7th
Hide Me Too
Aug 7th
the quick brown mother fucking jive fox fucks up the lazy...
Aug 7th
“The most beautiful experience we can have is the...”
— Albert Einstein
Aug 6th

*

<rant that will probably annoy some people> If you frigging reblog something from me, credit...
Aug 6th
I broke Twitter.
Aug 6th

Fact: I make the best cheesy scrambled...

Aug 6th
These Diamond Days of Oblivion
Aug 6th
You are invited…
Aug 6th
✖ I promise…
Aug 6th
Halo LED Spray Can iWant
Aug 6th
theressomethingaboutmary: It’s worrisome. Screen capture...
Aug 6th

The Seven Blunders of the World

The Seven Blunders of the World is a list that Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi gave to his grandson Arun...
Aug 6th
“The best healthcare is not in the U.S., Canada, or the U.K....”
— The Art of Nonconformity
Aug 6th
LACMA: Los Angeles County Museum of Art
Aug 6th
So Fresh: So Tasty • Totally loving Blood Sweat Vector,...
Aug 6th
Life On Blast » The News: Stating the Obvious
Aug 6th
Things I never said to you…
Aug 6th

The Giving Tree: Shel Silverstein

Once there was a tree…. and she loved a little boy. And everyday the boy would come and he...
Aug 6th
✖ weapon of mass destruction ✖ OMG, major amounts of...
Aug 5th
talk about me a not-even-subliminal message
Aug 5th
Listen Listen
The Sun Ain’t Shining No More: The Asteroids Galaxy Tour Their album will *finally* be coming...
Aug 5th
.simply put.
Aug 5th
And the hypocritical poster award goes to…
Aug 5th
✘ whore
Aug 5th
*snickers*
Aug 5th
• architechturalgasm
Aug 5th
Deep rooted groove.
Aug 5th
“A non-musician is thrilled to be doing music - quite happy...”
— Brian Eno
Aug 5th
☼ Free Spirit ☼ OMG: This picture is undiluted MAGIC.
Aug 5th
GPOYW: Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit...
Aug 5th
via
Aug 5th

This Just In... My Inbox:

I’m Ms Dorathy Felix, Pls I’m seeking for your attention to assist me in transfering sum...
Aug 5th
Nobody’s perfect.
Aug 5th
Listen Listen
Jenny ➡ 867-5309
Aug 5th
Do unto others…
Aug 5th
Warch Watch
THIS would be the winning entry for the $200 Gift Bag from Stila Cosmetics! What does beauty mean to...
Aug 4th
.•o•.O.•o•. tiny bubbles .•o•.O.•o•. via
Aug 2nd
iMelt
Aug 2nd
This is on right now.
Aug 2nd
'TOE JAM’
Aug 2nd
He really should… come out. Get it? 【ツ】
Aug 2nd
♥ Big Love ♥
Aug 2nd
Listen Listen
✖ The Warning: Eminem ✖ So I don’t know if you guys have heard this or what, but the other...
Aug 2nd
Ebony Magazine, 1985
Aug 2nd
via
Aug 2nd
✔ Take a picture, trick.
Aug 2nd
wiggaz just wanna have fun… yo.
Aug 2nd
Grindin
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
Zzzz…
Aug 2nd
“Religion is the universal neurosis.”
— Freud
Aug 2nd
Amanda Blank’s debut album, “I Love You”,...
Aug 2nd
Kevin Van Aelst: Cellular Mitosis (Krispy Kreme)
Aug 2nd

I think, therefore I'm single.

Aug 2nd
… a fish out of water…
Aug 2nd
Um.
Aug 2nd
Happy Truth
Aug 2nd
*saddest thing ever
Aug 2nd