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Trying to recover, sprawled out on the couch with Bijou....
Jun 1st
✔ mission accomplished
Jun 1st
* Dangerous: 92 proof
Jun 1st
Listen Listen
My shit is more John Blaze than that…
May 31st
Warch Watch
“He went to JARED!” Jared Galleria of Jewelry is the new Diamond Exchange in Tustin....
May 31st
blow kisses not coke
May 31st
Listen Listen
molls: New Sensaysh - INXS Dear Molls, It makes me very happy when you say “sensaysh”,...
May 31st
✿ PUNKY POWER! ✿
May 31st
98% Of Babies Manic-Depressive | The Onion
May 31st
At the end of the Beatles’ song “A Day in the...
May 31st
“da trooff”
May 31st
Next!
May 31st
obvs
May 31st

Have you heard?

I’m totally a modern day Heidi Fleiss. Sorry baby, pimps don’t fall in love. I get...
May 31st
xoxo
May 31st

The internet seems to be turning into a breeding ground for the passive aggressive to hide behind...
May 31st
vanity insanity
May 31st
Fuck off.
May 31st
awww!
May 31st
Go.
May 31st
The garden based POD is of the highest quality design and...
May 31st
Sniffing Browser History: A Live Example
May 31st
Didn’t you get the memo?
May 31st
read.
May 31st
crickets
May 31st
part time lover: full time hater
May 30th
sans serif ;)
May 30th
What does it say about me that I have these gloves? Oh, and...
May 30th
touche
May 30th
.all walks of life.
May 30th
Frank Lloyd Wright Lego Architecture Collection
May 30th
Church of Scientology indefinitely banned...
May 30th
Formulated to scrub clean any vestige of naivete.
May 30th
The Box Amp is a $30 kit from Critter and Guitari which will...
May 30th
I made you eat that apple because I got tired of looking at...
May 30th
OMG ➡ reading iz fun-da-MENTAL
May 30th
don’t-tickle-me-elmo
May 30th
Two New Museums for Tintin and Magritte
May 30th
<caption> ? </caption>
May 30th
what’s behind those walls
May 30th
Lost in life: Found in music
May 30th
~ thank you, weekend
May 30th
✖ This is bad ass.
May 30th
* for what it’s worth
May 30th
Life On Blast: Episode 5 Click the pic to check out my...
May 29th
Decorated toilets are displayed as part of an art show in...
May 29th
* cheesy thought of the day
May 29th
Geeks are the new chic…
May 29th
Warch Watch
Commenter Drama-Rama: Bitching About Botox Let’s clear this up… Dear Multiple User...
May 29th
dream sweet
May 28th
GPOYW: how about one where I don’t look like a total...
May 28th
GPOYW: Life On Blast edition Week one totals (website and...
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
The Art of Stella Im Hultberg | Maxine Hurt | Malibu...
May 28th
False Advertising
May 28th
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May 28th
Listen Listen
theduty: folkinz: digable planets: rebirth of slick (cool like that) * that’s whats up
May 28th
Dance, Bitch!
May 28th
poster porn
May 28th
✖ fuck
May 28th
Relationships Built on Self Interest via
May 28th
The New Power Girls | Life On Blast I first had the...
May 28th
✖ a smear campaign
May 27th
About your orgasm… | Life On Blast “Bonk” author Mary Roach...
May 27th

Those who get too big for their britches...

… get it? … exposed… in the end… * hmph
May 27th
Listen Listen
♪ Boom Boom Pow: Black Eyed Peas ♪ I like that boom boom pow Them chickens jackin’ my style ...
May 27th
Famous don’t gotta say so.™
May 27th
STFU: plug-in
May 27th
* rechargeable power for your dining table
May 27th
LaBlogotheque: Fleet Foxes | Life On Blast LaBlogotheque...
May 27th
You’ve come a long way, baby.
May 27th
✖ Ditch the Bitch
May 27th
.diversity.
May 27th
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can...”
— Groucho Marx
May 27th
This is for the crotchety “old” folks: What did...
May 27th
Prop 8: How is separate equal? | Life On Blast Video and my...
May 27th
Vinyl Forever: The Archive | Life On Blast Paul Mawhinney...
May 26th
who. are. you.
May 26th
Once upon a time I was a runaway…
May 26th
Listen Listen
♪ Overcome: Tricky ♪ Don’t wanna be on top of your list, Monopoly improperly kissed We...
May 26th
“In a special process, these items are reproduced in a...
May 26th
Asportatio acroamatis
May 26th
Bombus colaphus
May 26th
A castle constructed from pills, capsules and medicine...
May 26th
Sailing in Redondo Beach
May 26th
Sailing in Redondo Beach
May 26th
Sailing in Redondo Beach
May 26th
Sailing in Redondo Beach
May 26th
Women Have an Expiration Date? | Life On Blast My...
May 25th
static : pulse | Life On Blast Check out this video! ...
May 25th
The Compose Music Tablet | Life On Blast Check out this...
May 25th
dirty 
May 24th
keep it simple: stupid
May 24th
@es and I got a kick out of this personal Jesus we found at...
May 24th
soups on: “I know about your affair.”
May 24th
.brew nerds.
May 24th
Best animated .gif ever…
May 24th
The Green Space Travel Case
May 24th
May 24th
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May 24th
* this makes me sad
May 24th
If it wasn’t for a mic check I wouldn’t have a...
May 24th
He’s so throwback he’s modern.
May 24th
There just can’t be darkness without light. Coke needs...
May 24th
Dance, Bitch: Dropping the EP in the next week or two. fyi. ...
May 24th
dolls…
May 24th
this is a mission: not a small time thing
May 24th
Listen Listen
♪ Hyper-Ballad: Bjork ♪ We live on a mountain Right at the top This beautiful view From the top...
May 24th
bobrafael: ecohero: thedailywhat: Board Game of the...
May 23rd
I’ll make no subscription to your paradise. via
May 23rd
☆ Nite, folks.
May 23rd
B side (myself)
May 23rd
#nom
May 23rd
up.
May 23rd
and then a step to the right…
May 23rd
If Jackson Pollok had a wet dream…
May 23rd
May 23rd
Even if your voice shakes… | Life On Blast
May 23rd
True Geekdom: Atari 1982 | Life On Blast Check out this...
May 23rd

Epigram

Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it,...
May 23rd
* stick it to the man
May 23rd
“Who cares if someone who is wrong, unethical, rude, or...”
— CUNTfrontational: Bitches get...
May 23rd
This is what the soul of anonymous troll commenters looks...
May 23rd
May 23rd
Here’s a goddamn crowbar.
May 23rd
iZotope RX - Complete Audio Restoration:...
May 23rd
Spc. Zachery Boyd of Fort Worth, Texas, far left was wearing...
May 23rd
eat your words.
May 23rd
reality is relative.
May 23rd
iWant a beachcruiser for summer SO bad!!
May 23rd
CUNTfrontational: Bitches get a bad rep… |...
May 22nd
This canopy is gorgeous.
May 22nd
May 22nd
iWant this in my living room.
May 22nd
“We’re now!”
May 22nd

Releasing The Cows

(Told by Master Thich Nhat Hanh) One day the Buddha was sitting in the wood with thirty or forty...
May 22nd
What I want to know is: what is she listening to?
May 22nd

Fuck yes.

I am going to see Adele and Etta James TOGETHER at the Hollywood Bowl with The Roots Band and...
May 22nd
whatev
May 22nd

!

So far: Total page views: 7900 Total visitors: 4091 I’m optimistic. If you haven’t...
May 22nd
Listen Listen
♪ Friends & Lovers: Mickey Avalon ♪ xo
May 22nd
Dear Alana Joy - Idle Chatter - LifeOnBlast...
May 22nd
Case in point.
May 21st
Life on Blast: Episode 4 Get to know me a little better and...
May 21st
microlife: Vader approves Tabasco I wanna bring...
May 21st
iDie: precious! note: okay this is animated here and cute...
May 21st
Popeye Lil’ Pop via
May 21st
“The man put chives in my Parisian salad, he should be in a...”
— Desperate Housewives
May 21st
Listen Listen
♪ Major Tom (Coming Home): Peter Schilling ♪ It was really disappointing to hear this song in a...
May 21st
Taste the rainbow. I like combining different flavors. But...
May 21st
freak
May 21st
The person who doesn’t make mistakes is unlikely to...
May 21st
who?
May 21st
the biz
May 21st
“Shut up or I’ll kill you.” by Niagara ...
May 21st
by Niagara
May 21st
Government runs nation's only legal pot...
May 21st
May 21st
Narnia
May 21st
Swinburne University research leads to DVD...
May 21st
a collaborative music/spoken word project
May 21st
it’s true.
May 21st
American Civil Liberties Union : High School...
May 21st
I want my pink shirt back!!!
May 21st
Rob is the shit.
May 20th
Seeing this really breaks my heart.
May 20th
The pen is mightier than the sword.
May 20th
Revolution of the mind.
May 20th
Life On Blast
May 20th
Life On Blast
May 20th
unurth – street art
May 20th

☮ ✿ ☆♪ ♥ ♫ ★ ㋡  ✯ ♡ ✖ ♀ ♂ � □ ☼ ❧ ✎ ☯ ॐ...

Did I miss any?
May 20th
Life On Blast (beta-ish-esque?) is jumping off and going...
May 20th
* lmao
May 20th
via
May 20th

Dearest Julia,

You are rude, fake, and manipulative. Psychotic? Honestly, how dare you. I am not the one having a...
May 20th
Okay this is my FAVORITE you guys! Um. Woah. RFLMAO: truly. ...
May 20th

Testees?

That just doesn’t sound right. @#$%^&^&%$# ahhhh!
May 19th
shake4me: designboom weblog, design related news, reviews...
May 19th

Been up all night...

… hashing out the final details. xoxo Life On Blast
May 18th
“Only in quiet waters things mirror themselves undistorted....”
— Everett W. Lord
May 18th

Funniest thing I've seen all day...

From the Twitter profile of @savvyfatty: ...
May 18th
I don’t know if there is such a thing as...
May 18th
“No one man can, for any considerable time, wear one face to...”
— Hawthorne * Dear Julia…
May 18th
Kristian Russell
May 17th
Jasper Goodall
May 17th
Jasper Goodall
May 17th
Quality on the Streets: Jody Barton
May 17th
Newd Laideaz Ooze Sophistication: Jody Barton
May 17th
Parra
May 17th
“Two-thirds of marketing experts admit they do not understand...”
— Brand Republic
May 17th
you actually aren’t. but i liked this anyway.
May 17th
Dmitry Maximov
May 17th
.paper chase.
May 17th

Ever have one of those days...

…where pretty much everything is annoying? It’s kinda like that.
May 17th
✿ The Smurf’s
May 17th
Auschwitz
May 17th
May 17th
YI Zip Earphones by Ji Woong
May 17th

The Grandfather Paradox: via Wikipedia

I StumbledUpon this but it got me thinking about Lost… and it got me thinking in general. The...
May 17th
clever
May 17th
“Obsessions make my life worse and my work...
May 17th
Hamburger Mary’s: West Hollywood The silver sequined...
May 17th
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May 17th
Em made this amazing cake for Jamie’s graduation. She...
May 17th
May 17th
men who can’t dance < men who can dance
May 16th
✖ don’t front ✖
May 16th
Joyrich: Melrose photo by alana joy
May 16th
photo by alana joy
May 16th
photo by alana joy
May 16th
photo by alana joy
May 16th
Jamie & Em photo by alana joy
May 16th
Jamie’s beautiful mother… photo by alana joy
May 16th
On the USC campus. photo by alana joy
May 16th
Madison photo by alana joy
May 16th
photo by alana joy
May 16th
FINALLY! Jamie graduated today from the USC Thornton School...
May 16th
photo by alana joy
May 16th
photo by alana joy
May 16th
You don’t even understand the tackiness that is the...
May 16th
I got the cool can I just blogged the other day!
May 16th
Picnic!
May 15th
On the USC campus watching jamie graduate from the music...
May 15th
Bilbao, Spain
May 15th
via There’s Something About Mary More About Julia
May 15th
program(ing): a plan of action to accomplish a specified...
May 15th

The Laughing Heart

your life is your life don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission. be on the watch. there...
May 15th
Looks like Smoking Poetry pulled a Julia Allison. Not cool....
May 15th
Things to be thankful for…
May 15th
PRE-FABulous: The iHouse Starting at just $75K this prefab...
May 15th
Please check out freearts.org: Click the link above to...
May 15th
“I like it when he raps about white shit.”
May 15th
Playground Holga: Andrew Kua
May 15th
Not exactly.
May 15th
The best revenge is massive success. ~Frank Sinatra My...
May 15th
bad guy: good quote
May 15th
“Two players, two sides, one is light, one is dark.” The...
May 15th
Lost finale theories from...
May 15th

I Am So LOST...

*SPOILERS IN THIS POST* Last night I fell asleep while watching the Lost finale so it’s a...
May 15th
The Pessimist’s Glass Also comes as a mug and shot...
May 15th
“A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words...”
— Ingrid Bergmen
May 15th
Michelle Obama, you look FABULOUS~ img
May 15th
chaos, panic & disorder: my work here is done
May 15th
I love working out here. And I’m getting a tan. I...
May 15th
The guy in the convertible is blasting Sinatra.
May 15th
Warch Watch
brooklynmutt: Jimmy Kimmel & Matthew Fox Have Staring Contest Bromance.
May 15th
…and the word of the day.
May 15th
scott weiland
May 15th
“The world is yours.” And so, for a brief...
May 15th
☼ California Dreamin’
May 15th
Coffee breaks are so last year. Blunt break! xo
May 15th
That’s what’s up.
May 15th
For some, it comes naturally. 
May 15th
Smile! The proud father who took pictures of his children...
May 15th
Listen Listen
♪ Right as Rain: Adele ♪ I just can’t get enough of her album…
May 14th
Bill Maher should like, run for office.
May 14th
Something that has always bothered me: “The right to...
May 14th
O.G.: Original Google
May 14th
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s...”
— Robin Williams
May 14th
If a 13 year-old can launch a startup you...
May 14th

Random:

I just noticed my last 3 posts have the word “fuck”. Well, now 4.
May 14th
fuck you very very much
May 14th
Hello. We are here to fuck you up.
May 14th
* hurry the fuck up
May 14th
stair porn
May 14th
* I’m all that’s left of a bizzare childhood.
May 14th
That’s just nasty.
May 14th
Listen Listen
♪ The Choice Is Yours: Black Sheep ♪
May 14th
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May 14th
Top 30 Female Internet Entrepreneurs
May 14th
Lawn Scrabble a game you can make, then play
May 14th
Remember To Close Your Sunroof When...
May 14th
“Remember, as a noise keeps increasing people have to stop...”
— Chasing Cool
May 14th
“Long term brand loyalty comes from real creative vision and...”
— Chasing Cool
May 14th

No free samples...

Two of my songs: Dance, Bitch! and The Mission… incorporate samples. My overall...
May 14th
Bijou: he’s microfamous on the internet. It’s a...
May 14th

From the Mail Bag:

JA = MacBook Air AJ = MacBook Pro *my note: that pretty much sums it up. and thanks!
May 14th
Anonymity is for posers.©
May 13th
“A religious war is like children fighting over who has the...”
— Unknown
May 13th
Si se puede.
May 13th

Hi. We need to talk.

VENT #2: Ugh, I am still annoyed. Listen spoiled brat: We all kinda “lifecast” FOR...
May 13th
Font Squirrel | Handpicked free fonts for...
May 13th
…and this would be a fork. xo
May 13th
According to Julia Allison’s formula, it will now take...
May 13th
#bacon #nom
May 13th
♥ ♫
May 13th
My partner in crime. Pure love.
May 13th
…no one here but us and the sound. via
May 13th
Lancome “Le Magnetique”: Magnetic Nail Polish
May 13th
Jon Burgerman
May 13th
Kinky as a cheap garden hose.
May 13th
“The safest road to Hell is the gradual one—the gentle...”
— C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape...
May 13th
pillow people: remember these? i found this by accident...
May 13th
SICK logo.
May 13th
“If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything…”
— Marilyn Monroe via
May 13th
hot.
May 13th