✖ALANA JOY✖

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Me and Sarah Silverman @ William J. Clinton Foundation event...
May 2nd
Me and Sarah Silverman @ William J. Clinton Foundation event...
May 2nd
Me and Paul Oakenfold @ William J. Clinton Foundation event...
May 2nd
10 Best Ways to Harness the Power of...
May 1st
Modern science will save the world or kill us all…
May 1st
Adorbs: Laser-Cut Earbud Owl Keeps Your Cords Tangle-Free
May 1st
Fashion Surgical Masks - Fighting #SwineFlu with the Power...
May 1st
Bill Gates: “No, I do not want to restart my...
May 1st
“The Los Angeles metro area—known for its thick...”
— America’s Most Polluted...
Apr 30th
just for you kiddo
Apr 30th
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“If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could...”
— projectkickass.com
Apr 30th
Urban Street Art - Beautiful Koi Fish by Titi Freak: Osaka,...
Apr 30th
Nintendo Entertainment System Mouse
Apr 30th
Listen Listen
♪ Listen Up: The Gossip ♪ Warned you, you didnt believe me! Warned you, you didnt believe me! ...
Apr 30th
"Harry Potter: The Exhibition" is Coming
Apr 30th
Listen Listen
♪ Stripper: Sohodolls ♪
Apr 30th
Listen Listen
♪ Red Dress: TV on the Radio ♪
Apr 30th
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♪ Tight Fit: New Young Pony Club ♪
Apr 30th
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. When she...
Apr 30th
http://picktheperp.com/ I’m not really into the idea...
Apr 30th
GPOYW: i <3 these shades edition
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;c)
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Workers find message hidden in Auschwitz wall
Apr 30th
Do I Need a Flash Intro?
Apr 30th
I hope this explains what takes us ladies so long to...
Apr 30th
Just because you might not like what I have to say...
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Do you remember the Snorks?
Apr 29th
via
Apr 29th
Criticism: Side effects may include crying, hurling...
Apr 28th
I’m reading Authenticity: What Consumers Really Want and Chasing Cool: Standing Out in Today’s...
Apr 28th
As of now, 141 196 people reblogged or liked this post from...
Apr 28th
My desktop: finally cleaned up!
Apr 28th
“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde via
Apr 28th
socialism: found this on my walk with Bij… not sure...
Apr 28th
“Insanity in individuals is something rare; but in groups,...”
— Nietzsche
Apr 28th
“It’s the possibility that keeps me going… and...”
— The Notebook
Apr 28th
Ayn Rand interviewed by Alvin Toffler for...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
Sad but true. Ish.
Apr 28th
The Little Engine That Couldn’t…
Apr 27th
molls: tanya77: Hey everyone! THE MOLLS SHOW Episode 3...
Apr 27th
Phil Noto
Apr 27th
“And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give...”
— Marianne Williamson
Apr 27th
xoxo, Big Brother
Apr 27th
The early bird does not always catch the...
Apr 27th
Question authority.
Apr 27th
reading is for awesome people
Apr 27th
Dear AT&T…
Apr 25th
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Listen Listen
♪ Chains ft. Killa Priest & Mas: RA The Rugged Man ♪ Yeah, it’s that real shit, that made...
Apr 25th
David LaChapelle Lists L.A. House for $1.65 Million via
Apr 25th
NWA
Apr 25th
Alana Joy on Twitter
Apr 25th

who doesn't love indie?

“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.” — Victor...
Apr 24th
smashin’ fashion
Apr 24th
“My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to...”
— Cameron Diaz
Apr 24th
This is what one serving of Frosted Mini Wheats looks like....
Apr 24th
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“The president reads 10 letters from ordinary Americans every...”
— 100 days: What Obama wants you...
Apr 24th
Nationwide Craigslist Search Engine
Apr 24th
To Have Versus To Be: Which Mindset Do You...
Apr 24th
hilker: “We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your...
Apr 24th
if something is not happening for you it doesn’t mean...
Apr 24th
Live what you love.
Apr 24th
Study finds pirates 10 times more likely to...
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
The teaser, the pleaser, the shocker, the spocker, the...
Apr 22nd
It’s at least 90 degrees: I was born for this weather.
Apr 22nd
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Warch Watch
Just for fun… Life On Blast: Coming in May! FYI: The language in this video is NSFW but...
Apr 21st
Listen Listen
Politics As Usual: Jay-Z My life is, based on sacrifices, jewels like ices and fools that think I...
Apr 21st
yeah, Miss California… you tell me… molls: ...
Apr 21st

CIGARETTES

I am quitting CIGARETTES. Just to clarify. Happy 420. A moment of silence for the black and white...
Apr 21st

I'm so lazy that I just might...

…quit smoking just because I’m tired of running to the fucking store. And not for...
Apr 21st
Miss California is a LOSER. I wanted to root for you, girl....
Apr 20th
Rare All Female Ant Society That Reproduces...
Apr 20th
Blow my mind.
Apr 20th
Slow & steady wins the race.
Apr 20th
Work it out. Work it. Work.
Apr 20th
snopes.com: 420
Apr 20th
“Truth comes as conqueror only to those who have lost the art...”
— Rabindranath Tagore
Apr 20th
Spreadtweet
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Musicians' Brains 'Fine-Tuned' to Identify...
Apr 19th
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Donny Miller
Apr 19th
Donny Miller
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Kurt Cobain called: he wants his shirt back. Love you, man.
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th

Fate

Two shall be born, the whole wide world apart, And speak in different tongues and have no thought ...
Apr 18th
* right up the street from my house
Apr 18th
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Five Reasons Why Oprah Winfrey On Twitter Is...
Apr 18th
Leon (The Professional) One of the best movies ever. Top...
Apr 18th
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“Someone with a job is never secure Someone with a calling...”
— Joe Tye
Apr 18th
photo credit: Wm. Mark Salsberry
Apr 18th
photo credit: Wm. Mark Salsberry
Apr 18th
photo credit: Wm. Mark Salsberry
Apr 18th
My dog. On me. Right now.
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
Tracey Ullman as Dina Lohan: “If your daughter cardiac arrests in a night club once, shame on...
Apr 18th
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Flash Guitar
Apr 18th
a fact via
Apr 17th
Rubik’s Cube salt & pepper mill: iWant
Apr 17th
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girlsintech.net
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A new one from artist and friend THH70: “18 x...
Apr 17th

Late Night Wrap-Up: The not so...

When you run out of business cards halfway through the night you know you were workin it. Robyn...
Apr 17th
Pink Hummer limo = FAIL
Apr 17th
We are not moving. And I am late. Stress: off / music: on
Apr 17th
Paper Wonderland: Installation Art
Apr 17th
Apr 17th

10 Principles to the Zen of Attraction

Promise Nothing Just do what you most enjoy doing. Hidden benefit: You will always...
Apr 16th
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華・森・音・草・機・鳥・蝶・和・殻・廃
Apr 16th

Guinea pigs?

I’m lookin for a few good men women individuals to help me test out Life on Blast within the...
Apr 16th
Tushy Touche
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
Alaia: OM-fucking-G iDie
Apr 16th
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Mark Wagner
Apr 16th
Mark Wagner
Apr 16th
Mark Wagner
Apr 16th
BBC NEWS | Europe | German star arrested in...
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
Reuben Margolin: singular techno-kinetic wave sculptures 
Apr 16th
Life-Sized Dollhouse
Apr 16th
GPOYW: “in your face” edition
Apr 16th
Dan Mumford
Apr 16th
Baumraum Treehouses
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Understanding Marketing

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in...
Apr 16th
Authenticity: What Consumers Really Want James H. Gilmore,...
Apr 15th
Chasing Cool: Standing Out in Today’s Cluttered...
Apr 15th
American Apparel is the new Starbucks. Robertson has 2...
Apr 15th
“Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in...”
— Ayn Rand via
Apr 14th
One of my closest friends: dope ass recording artist Shana...
Apr 14th
Loved her style: especially those stunnas.
Apr 14th
Me: From Saturday nights shindig. Countdown to 30: 2...
Apr 14th
via
Apr 14th
Warch Watch
He’s now my second favorite Tranny (bowing only to Mary Rambin, of course, Queen of Queens)...
Apr 14th
Warch Watch
Zooey Deschanel: Commercial for Cotton™ Wifey material. Get it…? Material? *kthxbai*
Apr 13th
Apr 12th

To the guy who lives upstairs...

I hate you and your squeaky floors.
Apr 12th
Excellent movie! via
Apr 11th
The Average Man’s Tax Dollars
Apr 11th
For some, blending in is an impossibility. Thank God.
Apr 11th
Easter? Well… I’m Jewish. And even that is a...
Apr 11th
blinner
Apr 11th
Tough day at the “office”…
Apr 7th
Listen Listen
The latest iteration. I really love this one, but I keep tweaking it. I don’t think...
Apr 7th
You must be lost. The valley is a little north of here,...
Apr 7th
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“The people fill the city cuz the city fills the...”
— Everything But The Girl
Apr 7th
One of the reasons I have always loved to write is that I...
Apr 7th
Yumbunny BETA
Apr 6th
“Our reasoning is totally skewed by our perceptions. We look...”
— It’s not you, it’s me ::...
Apr 6th

I'm just sayin...

Preach to me about how much you know about building a website and then admit you don’t know...
Apr 6th
Original 'Schindler's List' found in Sydney
Apr 6th

* excerpt from a poem I wrote, 2000

posting this again: note to self Scared… To feel. What a wretched thing. Scared… To feel what? ...
Apr 6th
Pick Up Lines Generator
Apr 6th
“Draw Four, Motherfucker!!” by justgeoff
Apr 6th
No one wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford. Brandon Bird
Apr 6th
Startups and Sole Proprietors - How Does Your...
Apr 6th

When you need advice... real advice......

It’s startling how many prefer Chicken Soup for the Soul to looking in the mirror without...
Apr 6th
Warch Watch
Fleet Foxes: Mykonos Wow, I really love this video.
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
Technology Review: The Best Computer...
Apr 6th

12.15.08

Through my twenties, I feel like I’ve been planting seeds all over the place. I was never one...
Apr 6th
War 2.0
Apr 6th
This incredible pixelated skyscraper by Singapore-based...
Apr 6th
JAMES PIATT *dope*
Apr 6th
Phoenix police raid home of blogger whose...
Apr 6th
I don’t want a relationship. I don’t want a one...
Apr 6th
via
Apr 6th
American communities now printing their own...
Apr 6th
I love this. via
Apr 6th
“You’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but...”
— Casablanca via
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Apr 6th
“Gotta have the Christmas spirit… with some brand-new rims.”
— What Would Jesus Buy? (via...
Apr 6th
Causecast
Apr 6th
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Listen Listen
Knife: Grizzly Bear
Apr 6th
Dinner time
Apr 6th
“I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!”
— Mean Girls
Apr 6th
Warch Watch
Kym busts a move…
Apr 6th
“We are not merely the physical creation of our parents; we are also the spiritual creation....
Apr 6th
Lex rocking out… on our way to Delux.
Apr 6th
Kym takes a bite outta crime.
Apr 6th
Grrr: hot.
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Goonies never say die.

Apr 6th
Stop #1: Shiraz and appetizers at Maestro’s.
Apr 5th
Warch Watch
Blabbin’ with Naven: from the cutting room floor… With that: I’m outta here!
Apr 5th
Getting a head start… cuz I’m like, an...
Apr 5th
The twinsies!!! Pic from today. Can’t get...
Apr 5th
Warch Watch
“American Idle” Just something from the archives, for shits’n giggles… ...
Apr 5th
@ Live! on Sunset
Apr 5th
This afternoon I shot some amazing footage for a piece...
Apr 5th
@ Cuvee
Apr 5th
@ Cuvee
Apr 5th
@ Cuvee
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FoodPornDaily (SFW) Extremely Tasty Food...
Apr 4th
Listen Listen
Shake It To The Ground (Switch & Santogold Remix): DJ Blaqstarr/Rye Rye
Apr 4th

I like people who are who they are and...

hardlyinventive: via thebackdoor via merricat via aboutagirrrl via ohjoh by twofish
Apr 4th
My streampad kicks your streampads ass.
Apr 4th
topherchris: It speaks volumes that I worked on a mockup for an imaginary Tumblr feature at...
Apr 4th

Beer or wine?

I can’t decide… UPDATE: 6 pack of Stella en route. Thanks Tumblr’s…
Apr 4th
Listen Listen
Vanished: Crystal Castles On repeat: I’ve posted this before but… fuck it. It’s...
Apr 4th
Warch Watch
He gets bossy when he wants to play.
Apr 4th
How to Buy a Round-the-World Plane Ticket
Apr 4th
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“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost...”
— Mae West
Apr 4th

I wish someone would start a "STFU,...

Apr 4th
l’art pour l’art
Apr 4th
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Apr 3rd
Sources: Google In Talks To Acquire Twitter...
Apr 3rd
Serendipitous: after writing that last post, I StumbledUpon...
Apr 3rd

I don't think I'm overestimating... Am...

Okay so by now most of you know I’m the raging bitch behind TSAM. Which means I am also the...
Apr 3rd
Skinny is as skinny does, bitches…
Apr 3rd
I believe that luck is something you manifest. Something you...
Apr 3rd
Spring!
Apr 3rd
Warch Watch
911 Call for (Math) Help (audio)
Apr 3rd
This Is All My Love
Apr 3rd
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“All art is a kind of confession, more or less oblique. All...”
— James Baldwin via
Apr 3rd
Arsebook
Apr 3rd
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“An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to...”
— Chinese Proverb via
Apr 3rd
Web 2.0 Expo on blip.tv
Apr 3rd
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Anyone need to vent?

Apr 3rd
The cutest thing I ever did see…
Apr 3rd

And if you like fish and grits and all...

(via frangry) Everrrrbody let me hear ya say oh yayer…
Apr 2nd
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Everything Random
Apr 2nd
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1GB computer memory physical size in 1980 and 2009 
Apr 2nd
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I love this photo: the vintage interior… the...
Apr 2nd
Joe Klein | Why Legalizing Marijuana Makes...
Apr 2nd
Listen Listen
Valerie feat. Amy Winehouse: Mark Ronson ♫ good morning ♫
Apr 2nd
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The Genius Of The Crowd

there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average human being to supply any given...
Apr 2nd

METAFICTION ON THE METRO

I change to the blue line at Champs Elysée on my way to Marie de Clichy. That is not essential to...
Apr 2nd
Serve as the catalyst.
Apr 2nd
The perfect thought to start off the day…
Apr 2nd
Joaquin Phoenix Justin Bobby via
Apr 1st

Ugh.

Just ran 2 miles: My chest hurts. My throat is dry. My ears are pounding. I’m sweaty and...
Apr 1st
Listen Listen
Nann Ni**a: Trick Daddy feat. Trina dirty dirty
Apr 1st

white whine:

I don’t have the new question/answer feature yet. Hmph.
Apr 1st
“You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood,...”
— Carrie Fisher
Apr 1st