✖ALANA JOY✖

2009

2008

Two Dimensional Audio Mixer
Apr 1st

It works if you work it.

Twitter & AA
Apr 1st
tanya77: tomoatmeal: A FRIENDLY CHAT
Apr 1st
LA @ dusk… The view from my balcony right now.
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Back II Life: Soul II Soul duh.
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My close friend and incredible artist THH70 just sent me a...
Apr 1st
Hmm.
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fletter: These have made the rounds before but now you can...
Mar 31st
TwitterKeys: Enhance your Twitter...
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Shine: Estelle Impromtu Monday night Mixdown: Work it while you’re workin late… en.JOY
Mar 31st
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Do This: Living Legends Listen. To. WTF. Artsits. Are. Saying. Bitches. Word for word.
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8 Steps to Perfection: Company Flow/DJ Premier: New York Reality Check 101 you might even need to...
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No Wow: The Kills: MSTRKRFT Remix yes, please
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Is That Your Bitch: Memphis Bleek feat. Jay-Z, Twista, Missy Elliot haha: r.e.a.l. I’m just...
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Manhattan (Live @ Glastonbury): Kings of Leon this song gives me goosebumps and makes my heart...
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Cornbread: Freestyle Fellowship just to keep it legit
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Gimmie Five Feet: Aceyalone I’m just sayin’
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Pioneers: Bloc Party Classic. The lyrics. My god. If it can be broke then it can be fixed, if it...
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Stork and Owl: TV on the Radio For my BFF in BK NY: more than ♥ ✿ ☆
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Be Free: Trouble Andrew this is my $#!+
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Postcards from Italy: Beirut *beyond talented*
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I’m the Kinda: Peaches Throwback: Had to go there. Hard.
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LaBlogotheque| Lykke Li ft. El Perro Del Mar: After Laughter Comes Tears Listen to good music. ...
Mar 31st
First time playing! AND what?
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More Adventurous - Rilo Kiley I felt the wind on my cheek coming down from the east And thought...
Mar 31st
“Don’t call me stupid. I’m just a hungry girl, and you taste...”
— Miss Li, Don’t Try To Fool Me ...
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a late lunch
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A little bump & grind: new iPhone app let’s you exchange contact info…
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What It’s Like To Be Black In 2009…
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Revolving door in Netherlands train station...
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Eddie Murphy & Rick James: Party All The Time ahem. lmao.
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What is Machinima? Machinima (muh-sheen-eh-mah) is filmmaking within a real-time, 3D ...
Mar 31st
Cupcakes are so last year.
Mar 30th
The snail who lives with @kweeneverything.
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New Multiplication Technique
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The Art of Nonconformity: Unconventional...
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Loving From A Distance
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Tag your friends…
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Just found this... I wrote it in 2006.

I brushed my long bangs out of my eyes half-consciously as I walked up to the tattoo spot, and I...
Mar 30th
To the woman that crapped in my car…
Mar 29th
THE FUCKING WEATHER
Mar 29th

Candy Spelling on 20/20

This is gunna be rich. Pun not intended.
Mar 28th
Jimmy Hendrix
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Bob Dylan
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This photo was taken by photographer Jack Bradley and...
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Downtown LA
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Downtown LA
Mar 27th
» Girls in Tech LA presents - SOCIAL FASHION...
Mar 27th
Foxy Foxy You know you’re a cute little heart breaker...
Mar 24th
stick it to the man
Mar 24th
thepitman: oldfilmsflicker:geeuh:ecletticamente:(via w33d)
Mar 24th
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♪ Miss World: Hole ♪ ;c)
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martinis-in-a: Weird Al Yankovic - “Whatever You Like” Weird Al’s new single, cover of T.I.’s...
Mar 20th
What does one TRILLION dollars look like?
Mar 20th

FYI

SAVED! Thank you, oh great powers that be!
Mar 19th
Hopin’ & Wishin’ & Prayin’
Mar 18th
Mac Data Recovery Software, Mac Data Rescue,...
Mar 18th

@#$%^&

The bad news: Not going to Salton City today. The good news: Going Saturday instead.
Mar 18th
“No matter what you do in LA, your behavior is appropriate...”
— Geoff Manaugh in one of my...
Mar 18th
Favorite pic I took all night…
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Real women have curves ink. <3 my girls. (note: misc....
Mar 18th
Saint Patrick’s Day (Irish: Lá ’le Pádraig or Lá...
Mar 18th
I think maybe this guy was actually a leprechaun.
Mar 18th
Waiting for Hallah, playing with my new toy…
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iLove
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Salton City My wish for a road trip has spontaneously come...
Mar 18th
Salton City
Mar 18th
Alvin Valley SAMPLE SALE!!!
Mar 17th
Alison Lewis, Spring/Summer 2009
Mar 17th
and then I think. via
Mar 17th
“Pain is a part of life. Sometimes it’s a big part, and...”
— White Night by Jim Butcher ...
Mar 17th

5 little questions...

I’m working on a project and I’d appreciate it tons if those who followed me here on...
Mar 17th
soupsoup: Will Apple unveil a tablet tomorrow? I also read...
Mar 17th
microlife: The Sound Advice Project, waveforms as...
Mar 17th
Reflections in a coffee cup (via Gunjan Karun)
Mar 16th
I just made potato and onion pierogies… with a dollop...
Mar 16th
So very true. And the lighting in this image is fabulous...
Mar 16th
Download video from Youtube
Mar 16th
http://www.delrancho.org/
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Drama Button
Mar 16th
Paraplegic Man Suffers Spider Bite, Walks...
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Warming Up To Spring: Some Killer Investment...
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Urban Outfitters: Still & Always
Mar 16th
Fashion Luvr Steals & Deals
Mar 16th
L.A.M.B.: $499.00 Are you kidding me? Sick.
Mar 16th
L.A.M.B.: $359.00 iWant. Not cheap but… possible.
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Guiseppe Zanotti: $653.95 ohmysweetgodthesearemakingmeache
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Proenza Schouler: $1201.00 The addition of the extra dollar...
Mar 16th
I’m considering a trip to the east coast soon:...
Mar 16th
Girls like me want cupcakes like THIS. via
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♫ Vanished: Crystal Castles ♫
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mirza: MGMT Kids on Mario Paint Composer
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The sidewalk in front of my building…
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Favorite. It’s hard to see in the picture, but the...
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He’s so curious. He has to either sniff, poke, or pee...
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Lovely…
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…step on a crack: break your mothers back… That...
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I cant seem to put my camera down. After running errands it...
Mar 16th
Workin hard or hardly workin? When you can’t...
Mar 15th
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Sarah Silverman, Jesus Is Magic
Mar 15th

Followed by Sarah Silverman!

SS: The Jews love me. I’m good for the Jews. There’s nothing I could do that...
Mar 15th

iHeart Bill Maher

What I learned tonight: Our students, as a nation: 35th in math 29th in science 51% of high...
Mar 15th

When you finally fall in love, don't...

(via kaitlinvalerieryan)
Mar 14th
A fact. via
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A Short Story about Contemporary Life in...

unicornology: brautigan: There are thousands of stories with original beginnings. This is not...
Mar 14th
randygrskovic: alanajoy: Believe. via Believe that as...
Mar 14th
Believe. via
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urone: ecstasy_lover: Form Function, фотограф Steven Meisel,...
Mar 14th
laureola: Red Cross | Save the World for Real. Campaign...
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molls: It’s a real “fuck you” when you live with someone...
Mar 14th
Trying a new sauce: $10/bottle. The verdict: splurge on the...
Mar 14th
This is one of the books I ended up getting. Ideal Marriage,...
Mar 14th
Ideal Marriage, Its Physiology and Technique
Mar 14th
The inscription inside, dated 08/25/41: “To Betty and...
Mar 14th
Systematised Table of Attitudes Possible In Sexual...
Mar 14th
This is painted on a building up the street from my house. ...
Mar 14th
I’m not sure if this worked or not but: imagine if it...
Mar 14th
Another cool cover.
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There were SO many books, I actually spent more time...
Mar 14th
I really liked the cover of this one.
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This place is truly where clothes come to die. Rack upon...
Mar 14th
There were 7 of these: why?
Mar 14th
LOVE these buttons!!!
Mar 14th
Bill Cosby called: he wants his sweater back
Mar 14th
This is just the book section. OMG, this is like “the...
Mar 14th
Um. Is this for real? Fug.
Mar 14th
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iWant via
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♪ Grindin: Clipse ♪ Classic like Coke. A-cola. “I’m your pushaaaaa”
Mar 13th
“You ‘Tumble’ your fuckin’ ass off. I love...”
— My friend, a non-Tumblr, is...
Mar 13th
hrrrthrrr: TGIF for reals! (via frank-c) adorbs.
Mar 13th
30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked...
Mar 13th

Steal this idea and make millions:

Camera’s should be able to link up to wifi or something and then you can email your pictures...
Mar 13th

I've been really in the mood...

dagnytaggart: tumblangeles: … to go thrifting! Anyone in LA got some solid suggestions? The...
Mar 13th

Road Trip

I really want to take one. Just me, my dog, my iPod, my camera, and my journal. Err, laptop....
Mar 13th

I've been really in the mood...

… to go thrifting! Anyone in LA got some solid suggestions?
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Dear [redacted]… the 3am texts? Counterproductive.
Mar 13th
Squarespace
Mar 13th
This morning I decided to take Bijou on a nice long walk. Usually, he gets maybe 10 minutes to...
Mar 13th
Taken while walking the dog this morning… I think...
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Taken while walking the dog this morning…
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Taken while walking the dog this morning…
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Taken while walking the dog this morning…
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Taken while walking the dog this morning…
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Taken while walking the dog this morning…
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Taken while walking the dog this morning…
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Taken while walking the dog this morning…
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Bitch, please.

Mar 12th
touche
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"Ya'lls just JEALOUS!"

Picture it… Any talk show panel: A bratty teenager who proudly announces to her oblivious...
Mar 12th
Tumblr-art is good today. transmetropolitan: Tapumes -...
Mar 12th
spalomino: tobia: Indeed. (via kharon)
Mar 12th
haha
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Jon Stewart, Republicans Declare Obama Budget...
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I've had enough of your games. I'm going...

colleenisterrific: And I can tell you right now it won’t be pretty. I can think of a few people...
Mar 12th
hydeordie: Bill Culbert ‘Flat Lighthouse’ Loves. Hyde,...
Mar 12th
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Amen. I found this funny yet slightly disturbing.
Mar 12th
Now this is an awesome photo.
Mar 12th
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♪ Real People: Common ♪ * I hate when people underestimate hip-hop.
Mar 12th
“This is not a joke” LOL, oy vey.
Mar 12th
Now we know its serious- 'Recession hits...
Mar 12th
Have you tried watermelon juice? I never had before…...
Mar 12th
Bijou, taken with new camera… excuse his choppy...
Mar 12th
L Word Finale @ Falcon
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L Word Finale @ Falcon
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L Word Finale @ Falcon
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L Word Finale @ Falcon
Mar 11th
AnnoyPhone by Lolz LLC
Mar 11th
Canon MIHARA YASUHIRO G10 camera case G7 G9...
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iWant: Mihara Yasuhiro Canon PowerShot G10 Camera...
Mar 10th

I wish...

…the battery would hurry up and charge, I want to PLAY WITH MY NEW CAMERA! Damn it.
Mar 10th
simko: Mortgage by Jota Castro… The French-Peruvian artist...
Mar 10th

My thoughts and my music. At times it's...

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Mar 10th
“Some strangers become more important to you than family,...”
— Walter Kirn, Thumbsucker I...
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After spending hours trying out different camera’s,...
Mar 10th
The Canon Powershot SX10IS is amazing! Except I don’t...
Mar 10th
Only in the valley…
Mar 10th
Obama overturns Bush policy on stem cells
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Twitta what? Twitta who?

@iamdiddy: You Twitter WAY too much. Slow your roll.
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Twitter / AlanaJoy
Mar 9th
lenier: lukees: Such a cool idea: album art representing...
Mar 9th
Tonight I watched Lars and the Real Girl, finally....
Mar 8th
“It’s a common belief among anthropologists that you...”
— The only good line in The...
Mar 8th
“I didn’t even realize how stressed I was… until...”
— AJ
Mar 7th
bebelestrange: Esen Demirci via www.notpaper.net this is:...
Mar 7th
yummy.com
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What I actually got.
Mar 7th
Now that’s what I call a jawbreaker. Ha.
Mar 7th
Naughty girls have all the fun…
Mar 7th
Getting my “prescription” renewed… Oh I do...
Mar 7th
Accountants and attorneys are usually as tacky as their...
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My friend found this image in a French fashion mag…
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The Significance of a Red Dress:

When we’re young… … when we’re old.
Mar 6th

Four loads of laundry going...

… and it barely makes a dent.
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♪ In Time: Zero 7 ♪
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Oops, my bad...

I don’t care how good you might be at cutting your own bangs: don’t try to give your dog...
Mar 6th
On March 28, the Houston Zoo will unveil its new star...
Mar 6th
The Creative Personality
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Techyshit
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Love Always
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Divining Light, Erika Somogyi
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Tauba Auerbach
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@ My House It was packed on a Wednesday night… the...
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iLoves
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My friends camera. No joke.
Mar 6th

i heart nylon magazine

Just got my March issue and am loving that Rye Rye got 2 full pages… and Amanda Blank gets a...
Mar 6th
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I love love love soup.
Mar 4th

Top 10 ways to amuse a geek:

1. Make a list of the top 10 ways to amuse a geek. 10. Use binary. via
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Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex
Mar 4th
Talk is cheap.
Mar 4th
“Procrastination is like masturbation… you’re...”
— Unknown
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Yum
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Mel’s diner, Sunset
Mar 2nd
Carbs mandatory… no hangovers
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Downtown tighty whities
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Word.
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Bussa buss
Mar 2nd
Unexpectedly at the busta rhymes/common/talib kwali show at...
Mar 2nd
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Recycle-O-Phone | Recyclart
Mar 1st
Obama Will Undo Abortion 'Conscience'...
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How Banks Snatch Almost $2 Billion From Us...
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… and let’s put just a feeeew happy...
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Drum Set
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