✖ALANA JOY✖

2009

2008

The Moustache: How to rule.
Dec 1st
I can’t decide.
Dec 1st
❥ (heart)beat
Dec 1st
The New (Media) Workout Plan
Dec 1st
Oh, how I ❤ New York… and a visit is long overdue....
Dec 1st
Today I got a haircut. Curly edition.
Dec 1st
Today I got a haircut (and a brain freeze.) Straight...
Dec 1st
✖ Sometimes less is more: and sometimes less is boring. ✖
Nov 30th
☞ 10 Drawings In Steel by Frank Plant
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
☊ Why Can’t I Touch It: The Buzzcocks ☊
Nov 30th
How to Write in Elvish
Nov 30th
irony.
Nov 30th
Ambition makes you ugly. ~ Radiohead
Nov 30th
Pretty much sums up my “personal brand”.
Nov 30th
I’m going through pics because I’m redoing my...
Nov 30th
“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing...”
— Linda Ellerbee
Nov 29th
by Pam Sattler
Nov 29th
The Velveteen Rabbit
Nov 25th
She’s A Bad Mamma Jamma
Nov 25th

me > her

in general…
Nov 25th
iQuit
Nov 25th
What having a crush feels like. ;)
Nov 24th
❤ +
Nov 24th
Life Instructions
Nov 24th
Warch Watch
Are you a fan of Jack Kerouac? ➡ Check out this contest I’m running on Life On Blast!
Nov 23rd
➡ Cupcakes From Last Night
Nov 23rd
Poser.
Nov 23rd
No matter how confident you are in yourself: your talents,...
Nov 23rd
Much.
Nov 22nd
Emo Ice Cream
Nov 22nd
We’re talking about you, Obama.
Nov 22nd

Updates and such:

For those of you who might be following my progress and for the sake of my wanting to get it all...
Nov 22nd
Come on, baby: light my fire.
Nov 21st
Abstinence Cartoon Dialog
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
❤ Metric: Help I’m Alive ❤ Help! I’m alive. My heart keeps beating like a hammer…...
Nov 20th
This is better than porn.
Nov 20th
❥ Put It To Rest With These Cool Pillowcases
Nov 20th
you are loved.
Nov 19th
➡ Yes, it’s scary.
Nov 19th
• weird little beast •
Nov 18th
How the other sex experiences pleasure.
Nov 18th
I just love this.
Nov 18th
After! Cutest Yorkie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 18th
Internet famehound, Bijou, is going to the groomer today. It...
Nov 17th
You’ve been warned.
Nov 17th
Listen Listen
➡ Bette Davis Eyes: Kim Carnes
Nov 17th
#bananas
Nov 17th
I’m officially getting old so I don’t need drugs anymore. I...
Nov 17th
/discuss
Nov 17th
⇄ Sorry… but I’m not sorry.
Nov 17th
❥ Innovations: The Interactive Portal Shirt
Nov 17th
Epic.
Nov 17th
I don’t lie, cheat, or pass judgement.
Nov 17th
✖ A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow ✖...
Nov 17th
by Greg Williams
Nov 15th
My cheesy “Memory Lane” playlist… my...
Nov 14th
There are some phone calls I have been avoiding making for months now. I think this weekend, I...
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
✖ Naked If I Want To : Cat Power : The Covers Record ✖ originally Robert Plant
Nov 14th
K: 【ツ】
Nov 13th
Christian Group Calls for Gap Boycott
Nov 13th
My heart is open(source).
Nov 13th
By Ndeur, who I interviewed way back in 2007 on Couture...
Nov 12th
… and promise not to let go because it may lead us...
Nov 12th
That little snickering dog who mocks me from behind the...
Nov 11th
❥ GPOYW: Oh hai, it’s a cliche pic of me on a bike...
Nov 11th
“I’m working on getting my sexy back.”
Nov 11th
by Casey Weldon
Nov 11th
Let’s call this one… Eve.
Nov 11th
✖ Don’t get angry. Get wasted. ✖
Nov 11th
Taken at the 140 Conference after party @ The Roosevelt ...
Nov 10th
❥ Champagne Taste On A Beer Budget :: Couture Cult
Nov 9th
mad.onna
Nov 8th
be: you
Nov 8th
Mister T
Nov 8th
Listen Listen
✖ Ghetto Jam: Domino ✖ #oldschool
Nov 8th
“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so...”
— Bette Midler
Nov 8th
✔ pump up the volume
Nov 6th
Tip: Don’t break the seal.
Nov 6th
✖ VIDEO: Life On Blast » Rant by Dave Corbett ✖ ...
Nov 6th
⇄ No worries…
Nov 6th
Would this be um… shifting paradigms? Go figure.
Nov 6th
➡ this wins
Nov 6th
✖Kahlil Gibran✖
Nov 5th
Do you think global warming is real… or propaganda?
Nov 5th
It is.
Nov 5th
✖ indestructible ✖
Nov 5th
✖ one giant leap ✖
Nov 4th
❥ The Truth About Beauty :: Couture Cult
Nov 4th
Calm is boring: Gimme a storm.
Nov 4th
Me in 900 years.
Nov 4th
your secrets are safe…
Nov 3rd

do the math

1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876  12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765...
Nov 3rd
“Pomegranate Bear” by Lawrence Yang pomegranate...
Nov 3rd
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they...”
— Charles Bukowski
Nov 3rd
the brainstormer
Nov 3rd
Hey Jude…
Nov 3rd
Naive.
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
Me + Violet Mae + Sean Percival + Laurie Percival = Happy...
Nov 2nd
Here comes trouble… (Me + Laurie Percival)
Nov 2nd