January 2009
December 2008
The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back...
“I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & that the...”
– Brian Andreas
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This song always makes me think of “But...
I don't give a fuck.
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“Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright
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Ricki Don’t Lose That Number: Steely Dan
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Summer Heights High..
seashellshell:
.. had their (hilarious) FINALE? After one season? Was I the only one that loved that show? :(
I AM OBSESSED WITH IT!
“A curse on this game. How can you stick at a game when the rules keep changing?...”
– Written On The Body: Jeanette Winterson
I started reading her in ‘99 because my roommate at the time was a huge fan of her work. I have now read almost her entire collection. It was contagious. Catch the bug.
“Some people, when they’ve been coddled so far away from self-awareness, need...”
– Ben Wasser
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