✖ALANA JOY✖: Archive

Happy New Year to each and every one of you! xoxo AJ

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a...

Dec 31st

“I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for...”
— Brian Andreas via

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♡ crush

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This song always makes me think of “But I’m Not A Cheerleader”. via

Dec 31st

I don't give a fuck.

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Dec 31st

actually… THIS is my brain on drugs. any questions?

Dec 31st

lol

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“Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without...”
— Frank Lloyd Wright via

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Ricki Don’t Lose That Number: Steely Dan via

Dec 31st

The Hole House, Texas

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Wonderworks, Tennessee

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Kansas City Public Library

Dec 31st

The Basket Building, Ohio

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

typography world map

Dec 30th

Summer Heights High..

seashellshell: .. had their (hilarious) FINALE? After one season? Was I the only one that loved that...

Dec 30th

All the wrong reasons… via

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“A curse on this game. How can you stick at a game when the...”
— Written On The Body: Jeanette...

Dec 30th

Bardot is the best out of all of them. via

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“Some people, when they’ve been coddled so far away from...”
— Ben Wasser via

Dec 30th

Oh, the photoshop fun I could have with this one… via

Dec 29th

All my friends and all my lovers are… via

Dec 29th

Religion...

Dec 29th

Improve Your Photo Booth With 90 Free Effects...

Dec 29th

Family Guy makes me LOL

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh. We're playing house.
Lois: The boy is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Santa Baby: Eartha Kitt

Dec 26th

In Memory Of Eartha Kitt This photo was taken in March of...

Dec 26th

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Micro Machines commercial

Dec 25th

Holiday nostalgia: Micro Machines

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21 Odd and Fun Facts About Music

Dec 23rd

Isn’t that how it usually goes? Tell someone to fuck...

Dec 23rd

some people

some people never go crazy. me, sometimes I’ll lie down behind the couch for 3 or 4 days. ...

Dec 23rd

The Invitation

It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if...

Dec 23rd

Castaway

Dec 23rd

♡ swoon

Dec 23rd

Lake Bell: um, mega crush… Why have I never heard of...

Dec 23rd

The Kid Who Would Be President (Photos of Young Barack...

Dec 23rd

☆ AJ ☆

Dec 23rd

“If less is more, then nothing is everything.”
— uknown

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Dec 23rd

One Couple's List of Rock Stars They're Each...

Dec 23rd

Adult MooseFinder

Dec 23rd

Tetris costume

Dec 23rd

My favorite quotes from Alice In Wonderland: ✿ I warn you...

Dec 23rd

“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure...”
— Bertrand Russell

Dec 23rd

“Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and...”
— William Burroughs

Dec 23rd

“America is the only country that went from barbarism to...”
— Oscar Wilde

Dec 23rd

“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby...”
— Nietzsche

Dec 23rd

omg: lol

Dec 23rd

How to Stencil Your Own Homemade T-shirt

Dec 23rd

i wish i could draw. well. via

Dec 23rd

lol

Maybe you shouldn’t be so judgeMental… xo

Dec 23rd

this wall plays music when it rains…

Dec 23rd

Let them sing it for you

Dec 23rd

i need an adventure…

Dec 23rd

take me there…

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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God, I’m just really obsessed with this album. Adele: Melt My Heart To Stone Right under my...

Dec 22nd

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Adele: First Love So little to say But so much time Ddespite my empty mouth The words are in my...

Dec 22nd

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Adele: Hometown Glory I’ve been walking In the same way as I did Missing out The cracks in...

Dec 22nd

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Adele: Right As Rain Who wants to be right as rain It’s better When something is wrong You...

Dec 22nd

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Adele: Cold Shoulder You say it’s all in my head And the things I think just don’t make...

Dec 22nd

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“i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart)...”
— e.e. cummings

Dec 22nd

What does it say...

…that today was the best day of my week. Why? I slept in until a little bit after noon, when I...

Dec 22nd

This much cuteness could kill you.

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

american sign language… with matchbooks

Dec 21st

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These Are The Days: 10000 Maniacs These are days youll remember. Never before and never since, I...

Dec 21st

Dinner tonight at Cube with Danielle, Jen, and Jamie. Yummy...

Dec 21st

How old is the Internet?

Dec 21st

Dubai Is Nuts: What the hell is going on over...

Dec 21st

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I Shall Be Released: Nina Simone They say everything can be replaced They say every distance is not...

Dec 21st

The Automachine ! ____by auto-music.net and...

Dec 21st

“All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander...”
— J.R.R. Tolkien

Dec 21st

What do you want to do before you die? The Before I die I...

Dec 21st

Dec 20th

List Of The Day: Celebrities Without Makeup

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

love this photoshoot.

Dec 20th

Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend -...

Dec 20th

♡ it

Dec 20th

i’m so buying this.

Dec 20th

i smoke when i’m bored

Dec 20th

stuck in traffic

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stuck in traffic

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Dec 19th

“I know a traitor before he knows himself.”
— House of Saddam

Dec 19th

“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all...”
— Sylvia Plath (flourhoneymilk)...

Dec 19th

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✖Throwback Thursday✖ Hammering In My Head: Garbage I’m stressed but you’re freestyle ...

Dec 19th

A letter by French philosopher Andre Gorz's...

Dec 19th

absurdlakefront: My favorite book as a very small child. It...

Dec 18th

LAist: Okay, it's Snowing in Malibu Right Now

Dec 18th

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topherchris: Clint Mansell _ Marion Barfs Requiem for a Dream is a hell of a powerful film,...

Dec 18th

decadent diatribes: it's personal

Dec 18th

120 Ways to Boost Your Brain Power

Dec 18th

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This Type Love: Saul Williams Saul Williams is THE best at spoken word.

Dec 18th

The Velveteen Rabbit

“What is REAL?” asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the...

Dec 18th

Dear American Press, Why aren’t you reporting that the Iraqi shoe-thrower had his ribs and arm...

Dec 18th

Flowers in the Attic

Dec 17th

lol: ‘tis the season via

Dec 17th

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...”
— Oscar Wilde

Dec 17th

I have the same one. Here’s mine: I...

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

complaint:

It really frustrates me that the iPhone STILL can’t text images. WTF? Fail.

Dec 17th

://URLFAN - How popular is your website in...

Dec 17th

vloud

Dec 17th

irrepressible.info

Dec 17th

Art in Hong Kong 香港藝術

Dec 17th

Andrew Zuckerman: Wisdom

Dec 17th

If you’re sitting next to someone on a...

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start it up. ...

Dec 17th

How To Make a Hot Bikini out of Old T-shirts...

Dec 17th

'Gay Marriage Opponents Now Want Legal...

Dec 17th

5 Psychological Experiments Expose Our Dark...

Dec 17th

Super Mario Bros. sheet music

Dec 17th

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Beatboxing Recipe

Dec 17th

The Marvelous Crooning Child

Dec 17th

Special Barbie commemorates Hitchcock’s The Birds

Dec 17th

Apple working on 3D Mac OS X user interface

Dec 17th

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eec: kiamatthews: Kool and the Gang - She’s Fresh Exciting.

Dec 17th

㋡ sheet music?

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The great thing about street art is that most of the time...

Dec 16th

“All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be...”
— Julie Andrews via

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Dec 16th

michellardi: alanajoy: Gregory Crewdson I was just...

Dec 16th

Gregory Crewdson

Dec 16th

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Kissing You: Total For the grown and sexy, who remember these days… I was 16.

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

drug dealers vs. software developers

Dec 16th

“At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age...”
— unknown

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“In all honesty, this life I’ve chosen has stranded me more times than I care to admit, but it’s...

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Guess-the-google

Dec 15th

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World’s Youngest Hey Jude OMG: I love this child!

Dec 14th

Watch Out WiFi, Here Comes MiFi

Dec 14th

Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear just because you...

Dec 14th

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Somebody’s Watching Me: Rockwell * Hey, you there, lurking about… Don’t you know...

Dec 14th

Death by Caffeine

Dec 14th

“It’s difficult for me to imagine anything more profoundly...”
— Trent Reznor (via...

Dec 14th

Ego, much?

Some of my Tumblr peeve’s: * People who brag about how many people are following them: we all...

Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

This Is Awesome.

Dec 14th

exactly. via

Dec 13th

:::click me:::

Dec 13th

Liar(s) via

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Dec 13th

“Keepers of private notebooks are a different breed...”
— Joan Didion, Slouching...

Dec 13th

I want this in my house. Right next to the front door. via

Dec 13th

Tell Me What You Believe Now

Dec 13th

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the...”
— George Bernard Shaw

Dec 13th

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The First Taste: Fiona Apple I lie in an early bed thinking late thoughts Waiting for the black to...

Dec 13th

snooz3r: 20 Lego Hip-Hop Album Covers

Dec 13th

This clock by Christiaan Postma is built with 150...

Dec 13th

Nadine Grenier, a student at ESAD Strasbourg, made this...

Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

“The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left...”
— Harriet Beecher Stowe

Dec 13th

BOOK

Dec 13th

:: Card Toss ::

Dec 12th

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Gifted: N.A.S.A. feat. Kanye West, Santogold, and Lykke Li via

Dec 12th

one word. so little time.

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Dec 12th

fridge 3.0.: play with my magnetic words

Dec 12th

Flickr Related Tag Browser

Dec 12th

“We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love...”
— Unknown

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Dec 12th

Ten Rules For Being Human

by Cherie Carter-Scott 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s ...

Dec 12th

Make your own online kaleidoscope

Dec 12th

How fast are your reactions? Click the...

Dec 12th

I give my leftovers to those less fortunate. ㋡

Dec 11th

“People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive...”
— Mother Theresa soupsoup

Dec 11th

LO-fucking-L siddman

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suyhnc

Dec 11th

Do you go where you are more valuable or...

katieschenk: It’s the question of the day.

Dec 11th

I’m a sucker for a graffiti post. Milkbar Nick

Dec 11th

Offbeat News: One Ton Of Ganja Found In Fake...

Dec 11th

✖ALANA JOY✖

2009

2008

The Husband Store

I don't give a fuck.

Summer Heights High..

Family Guy makes me LOL

some people

The Invitation

lol

What does it say...

The Velveteen Rabbit

complaint:

If you’re sitting next to someone on a...

Ego, much?

Ten Rules For Being Human

Do you go where you are more valuable or...