✖ALANA JOY✖

2009

2008

Warch Watch
Are you a fan of Jack Kerouac? ➡ Check out this contest I’m running on Life On Blast!
Nov 23rd
➡ Cupcakes From Last Night
Nov 23rd
Poser.
Nov 23rd
No matter how confident you are in yourself: your talents,...
Nov 23rd
Much.
Nov 22nd
Emo Ice Cream
Nov 22nd
We’re talking about you, Obama.
Nov 22nd

Updates and such:

For those of you who might be following my progress and for the sake of my wanting to get it all...
Nov 22nd
Come on, baby: light my fire.
Nov 21st
Abstinence Cartoon Dialog
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
❤ Metric: Help I’m Alive ❤ Help! I’m alive. My heart keeps beating like a hammer…...
Nov 20th
This is better than porn.
Nov 20th
❥ Put It To Rest With These Cool Pillowcases
Nov 20th
you are loved.
Nov 19th
➡ Yes, it’s scary.
Nov 19th
• weird little beast •
Nov 18th
How the other sex experiences pleasure.
Nov 18th
I just love this.
Nov 18th
After! Cutest Yorkie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 18th
Internet famehound, Bijou, is going to the groomer today. It...
Nov 17th
You’ve been warned.
Nov 17th
Listen Listen
➡ Bette Davis Eyes: Kim Carnes
Nov 17th
#bananas
Nov 17th
I’m officially getting old so I don’t need drugs anymore. I...
Nov 17th
/discuss
Nov 17th
⇄ Sorry… but I’m not sorry.
Nov 17th
❥ Innovations: The Interactive Portal Shirt
Nov 17th
Epic.
Nov 17th
I don’t lie, cheat, or pass judgement.
Nov 17th
✖ A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow ✖...
Nov 17th
by Greg Williams
Nov 15th
My cheesy “Memory Lane” playlist… my...
Nov 14th
There are some phone calls I have been avoiding making for months now. I think this weekend, I...
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
✖ Naked If I Want To : Cat Power : The Covers Record ✖ originally Robert Plant
Nov 14th
K: 【ツ】
Nov 13th
Christian Group Calls for Gap Boycott
Nov 13th
My heart is open(source).
Nov 13th
By Ndeur, who I interviewed way back in 2007 on Couture...
Nov 12th
… and promise not to let go because it may lead us...
Nov 12th
That little snickering dog who mocks me from behind the...
Nov 11th
❥ GPOYW: Oh hai, it’s a cliche pic of me on a bike...
Nov 11th
“I’m working on getting my sexy back.”
Nov 11th
by Casey Weldon
Nov 11th
Let’s call this one… Eve.
Nov 11th
✖ Don’t get angry. Get wasted. ✖
Nov 11th
Taken at the 140 Conference after party @ The Roosevelt ...
Nov 10th
❥ Champagne Taste On A Beer Budget :: Couture Cult
Nov 9th
mad.onna
Nov 8th
be: you
Nov 8th
Mister T
Nov 8th
Listen Listen
✖ Ghetto Jam: Domino ✖ #oldschool
Nov 8th
“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so...”
— Bette Midler
Nov 8th
✔ pump up the volume
Nov 6th
Tip: Don’t break the seal.
Nov 6th
✖ VIDEO: Life On Blast » Rant by Dave Corbett ✖ ...
Nov 6th
⇄ No worries…
Nov 6th
Would this be um… shifting paradigms? Go figure.
Nov 6th
➡ this wins
Nov 6th
✖Kahlil Gibran✖
Nov 5th
Do you think global warming is real… or propaganda?
Nov 5th
It is.
Nov 5th
✖ indestructible ✖
Nov 5th
✖ one giant leap ✖
Nov 4th
❥ The Truth About Beauty :: Couture Cult
Nov 4th
Calm is boring: Gimme a storm.
Nov 4th
Me in 900 years.
Nov 4th
your secrets are safe…
Nov 3rd

do the math

1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876  12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765...
Nov 3rd
“Pomegranate Bear” by Lawrence Yang pomegranate...
Nov 3rd
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they...”
— Charles Bukowski
Nov 3rd
the brainstormer
Nov 3rd
Hey Jude…
Nov 3rd
Naive.
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
Me + Violet Mae + Sean Percival + Laurie Percival = Happy...
Nov 2nd
Here comes trouble… (Me + Laurie Percival)
Nov 2nd